The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28360. | Jossue (jossuecito) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 28361. | 浩然 (whr88) | 58.24 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 28362. | Bibek (bibek2) | 58.24 | 96.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 28363. | Ivy (riccia) | 58.24 | 89% | 2014-05-10 |
| 28364. | Will (wbarlo21) | 58.24 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 28365. | rand (rand10) | 58.24 | 90% | 2011-07-08 |
| 28366. | john (john_p) | 58.24 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 28367. | Hannah (hannahg) | 58.24 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 28368. | Sander (brumba) | 58.24 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 28369. | squid (imsquid) | 58.23 | 92% | 2014-05-31 |
| 28370. | Preben (prebztah) | 58.23 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 28371. | biswajit (devil2000) | 58.23 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 28372. | Owen (randname1) | 58.23 | 94% | 2016-02-06 |
| 28373. | Pookie (pookie) | 58.23 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 28374. | Madhu (mathumathik) | 58.23 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 28375. | joyal (joyal) | 58.23 | 96% | 2014-09-23 |
| 28376. | Drew (awh_tokyo) | 58.22 | 91% | 2013-03-05 |
| 28377. | bugwan (bugwan) | 58.22 | 91% | 2013-05-20 |
| 28378. | Daud (daudraza1) | 58.22 | 95.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 28379. | tin (tinronaldo) | 58.22 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 28380. | zaur (zaurww) | 58.22 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 28381. | bakytzhan (bahasdu) | 58.22 | 94% | 2011-10-24 |
| 28382. | xplo1t (xplo1t) | 58.21 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 28383. | Abhishek (abhi_bana) | 58.21 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
| 28384. | utsab (utsab987) | 58.21 | 94% | 2022-01-12 |
| 28385. | Chris (myayavi) | 58.21 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 28386. | Jakob (tehurn) | 58.21 | 94% | 2015-09-17 |
| 28387. | George (stamoulohta) | 58.21 | 95.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 28388. | Jan (nexxo) | 58.21 | 83% | 2015-06-20 |
| 28389. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 58.21 | 94% | 2013-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |