And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11553. | Beans (beanfox) | 94.44 | 93% | 2013-03-24 |
| 11554. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 94.44 | 99% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11555. | Chris (clibonati) | 94.44 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11556. | asdfjkl (unread_jester203) | 94.43 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11557. | Busky (buskyhusk) | 94.43 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11558. | hngggg (m4saki) | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 11559. | Nibit (nibit) | 94.43 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11560. | Krypto (krypto406) | 94.43 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 11561. | Haggis (haggis) | 94.43 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 11562. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 94.43 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
| 11563. | Josiah (darknight) | 94.43 | 99% | 2011-08-21 |
| 11564. | iep (iebeaux) | 94.42 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11565. | Bob (fusehira) | 94.42 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11566. | TakeASui (kevinsui) | 94.42 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 11567. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 94.42 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 11568. | Clive (black2dark1) | 94.42 | 97% | 2016-01-23 |
| 11569. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 94.41 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 11570. | Vihas (datlightning) | 94.41 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 11571. | fingers hurt (cxyym) | 94.41 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11572. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 94.41 | 94% | 2014-11-08 |
| 11573. | Simon (zenex) | 94.41 | 98% | 2012-03-02 |
| 11574. | Naman (naman1601) | 94.40 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11575. | pintoa (pintoa) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 11576. | asdasd (snufseren) | 94.40 | 96% | 2016-02-07 |
| 11577. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 94.40 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 11578. | yurk (yurk) | 94.40 | 96% | 2013-07-01 |
| 11579. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 94.40 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 11580. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 94.40 | 93% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11581. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 94.39 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11582. | Kevin (zortchik) | 94.39 | 98% | 2013-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |