The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13207. | Mohammed Waseemuddin (ertug... | 39.61 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 13208. | Tkaczu (tkaczuu) | 39.61 | 93.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13209. | Aditya (aditya1024) | 39.60 | 94% | 2021-07-15 |
| 13210. | Sizdatul Karim (skevan) | 39.60 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 13211. | jMV (zokolet) | 39.60 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 13212. | Yuri (yurovisk) | 39.60 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 13213. | richard (mandeeprana) | 39.60 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 13214. | Linda (lindaslabbert) | 39.60 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 13215. | coenz (coencoenz) | 39.59 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 13216. | Elmurod (elmurod) | 39.59 | 93% | 2022-12-15 |
| 13217. | meeftah (meeftah) | 39.59 | 92% | 2012-11-18 |
| 13218. | Tu (tu_la) | 39.59 | 84% | 2014-07-05 |
| 13219. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 39.58 | 93% | 2020-05-30 |
| 13220. | Akshay (chugha) | 39.58 | 92% | 2017-06-04 |
| 13221. | Italo (italo_x) | 39.58 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 13222. | Nita (ngaby99) | 39.58 | 86% | 2016-08-01 |
| 13223. | dat (datde) | 39.57 | 95% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13224. | Abhijeet (abhijeetorama) | 39.57 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 13225. | joey (joey_groothuijsen) | 39.57 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13226. | Leung (tammychai) | 39.57 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 13227. | BOOM bit GET OUT DA WAY GET... | 39.57 | 88% | 2014-03-14 |
| 13228. | JayJ868 (jayj868) | 39.56 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 13229. | Taslima (smita123) | 39.56 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13230. | Nick (nickyphammy) | 39.55 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| 13231. | hassan (hassanmiran1) | 39.55 | 82% | 2016-04-08 |
| 13232. | Strwdel (strwdel) | 39.55 | 95% | 2018-10-10 |
| 13233. | simpati (simpatiii) | 39.55 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13234. | Shar (sharburrus) | 39.55 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 13235. | Abda (abdaishere) | 39.54 | 92% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13236. | Rob (lurp) | 39.54 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |