The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9930. | Viishied (viishied) | 89.41 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 9931. | Jen! (samara2013) | 89.41 | 98% | 2013-04-21 |
| 9932. | Melina (itsmelina) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 9933. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 89.40 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9934. | Jacob (prod1241480) | 89.40 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9935. | Daniel (greed2k) | 89.40 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9936. | Katie (klennon) | 89.40 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9937. | hate (hatenazo) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 9938. | Jacky (jk1976886) | 89.39 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9939. | matthew (arrive) | 89.39 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9940. | glerou (tudesci) | 89.39 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9941. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 89.39 | 95% | 2013-11-05 |
| 9942. | mohammad (maramizo) | 89.39 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 9943. | Jerry (pampaflash) | 89.39 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9944. | Jared (jnishika) | 89.39 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 9945. | Alex WRX (irishbmx413) | 89.39 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 9946. | Gabriel (smileztypes) | 89.38 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9947. | Brian (dataslayer) | 89.38 | 95% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9948. | tstats[kzze] (kzze) | 89.38 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9949. | Milan (milanmalik) | 89.38 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9950. | Martin (insidiousboot) | 89.38 | 96% | 2015-05-18 |
| 9951. | garz (zerogarz) | 89.38 | 91% | 2015-12-21 |
| 9952. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 89.38 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 9953. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 89.37 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 9954. | Gio (gio_etche) | 89.37 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9955. | John (randomguy123123) | 89.37 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 9956. | spOy (spoy) | 89.37 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9957. | eric (raptaboy) | 89.36 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 9958. | Draiko (stangmar) | 89.36 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 9959. | Han (hantypes) | 89.36 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |