So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33725. | sevas (sevas) | 45.45 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 33726. | Giulio (giumaz) | 45.45 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 33727. | cham (cham) | 45.45 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 33728. | Enzo (mr_salt_turtle) | 45.44 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 33729. | Nathan (chillybuk) | 45.44 | 93% | 2023-07-03 |
| 33730. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 45.44 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 33731. | Ajay (ajaygp) | 45.44 | 91% | 2015-05-29 |
| 33732. | Dhavan (dhavan) | 45.43 | 94% | 2022-04-15 |
| 33733. | mohanad (mohanad123) | 45.43 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 33734. | hydiak (hydiak) | 45.43 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 33735. | shacha (shacha) | 45.41 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 33736. | Luke (luketodamax) | 45.41 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 33737. | Adithya (aathi) | 45.41 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 33738. | Abhisek (abhisek) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-07-26 |
| 33739. | Azhar (achmad) | 45.41 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 33740. | Susan (61susan) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-03-26 |
| 33741. | Ayush Singh (ayushsingh2310) | 45.40 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 33742. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 45.40 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 33743. | mzhang (data_m) | 45.40 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 33744. | Palash (palash_mittal) | 45.39 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 33745. | Irfanugraha (irfanugrahati) | 45.39 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 33746. | Utkarsh (fate_uc) | 45.38 | 94% | 2020-09-12 |
| 33747. | Ariel (arielzone) | 45.38 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 33748. | qwali (qwali) | 45.37 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 33749. | Phillip (pd5999) | 45.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 33750. | wang (wangjian) | 45.37 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 33751. | Louis (lodero) | 45.36 | 94% | 2017-06-10 |
| 33752. | Nico (nikhefong) | 45.36 | 96% | 2013-02-23 |
| 33753. | karem (karem_elshendy) | 45.36 | 94% | 2022-10-07 |
| 33754. | jack (leafies) | 45.36 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |