As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8883. | speedguy1 (speedguy1) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8884. | Ken Ji (kenjigan) | 86.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8885. | sk (skdreams) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8886. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 86.14 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8887. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 86.13 | 96.2% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8888. | Mohnish (mmohnish) | 86.13 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8889. | Xang (xangszane) | 86.12 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8890. | Naz (zdkraner) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8891. | dZhei (dzhei98) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 8892. | mrlago (mrlago) | 86.12 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
| 8893. | Wind (orpiwind) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 8894. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8895. | Jay (j_types) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 8896. | d haze (dhays116) | 86.10 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 8897. | LPhil (philug) | 86.10 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8898. | Tim (timcoe1) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8899. | Alexei (alexiedad) | 86.09 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8900. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 86.09 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 8901. | Timothy (adral) | 86.09 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 8902. | Kolya (iktm) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8903. | hi (kor_kron) | 86.08 | 96% | 2017-06-11 |
| 8904. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 86.08 | 95.4% | 2024-01-20 |
| 8905. | Habette14 (brenlui) | 86.07 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 8906. | Pranoy (promax) | 86.07 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8907. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 86.07 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 8908. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 86.07 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8909. | Thang (thangvu7) | 86.07 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8910. | eggeregger (eggeregger) | 86.06 | 97.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 8911. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 8912. | 🗿कालोऽस्... | 86.06 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |