I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9510. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9511. | Saad (saad9766) | 87.14 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 9512. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9513. | poqe8819 (poqe8819) | 87.13 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9514. | Paul (laule9) | 87.13 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9515. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 87.12 | 95.6% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9516. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9517. | Soggy (soggydog) | 87.12 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9518. | Arthas (arthalich) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9519. | Wind (windywind) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9520. | Speedflexer (speedflexer) | 87.12 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9521. | Mark (phoenixxix) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9522. | sashaannmarcy (sashaannmarcy) | 87.10 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9523. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.10 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9524. | Ghrenix (ghrenix) | 87.10 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9525. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9526. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 87.09 | 94.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9527. | Ben (bendover_yuh) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9528. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9529. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 87.09 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9530. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 87.09 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 9531. | johnny (johnnywick) | 87.08 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9532. | Dorky (dorkydisco) | 87.08 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9533. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.08 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 9534. | Mochi (skylane) | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 9535. | K (lazywater) | 87.07 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9536. | .he. (i386) | 87.07 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9537. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9538. | SEGALE (segale) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9539. | wayne (nonlimit) | 87.07 | 97% | 2017-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |