I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11276. | Miloš (br4nk) | 83.74 | 98.7% | 2024-09-11 |
| 11277. | nicesafaleen (nicesafaleen) | 83.74 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11278. | Aj (ajgabe1) | 83.74 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 11279. | LR (lenko) | 83.74 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 11280. | IonizedAtom (ionizedatom) | 83.73 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11281. | beans (beans_baked) | 83.73 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 11282. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 83.73 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11283. | Gavril (gavrilmikhailov) | 83.73 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 11284. | no sweat (anduatm) | 83.73 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11285. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 83.73 | 99% | 2016-08-11 |
| 11286. | the (rank1zen) | 83.72 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11287. | Sujash (sujash03) | 83.72 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11288. | Yash (yash1402_) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 11289. | Danky (dankyv1) | 83.71 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 11290. | Basone01 (basone01) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11291. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 83.71 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11292. | Jay (Qwerty) (jaleel0) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11293. | Daniels (dasis5) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11294. | Fery (feri_hk) | 83.70 | 96.3% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11295. | Francisco Amat (saryon) | 83.70 | 97.9% | 2025-04-24 |
| 11296. | Logan (thewhiteowl69) | 83.70 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11297. | 962 Pixels (962pixels) | 83.70 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11298. | Andore Karu (zechkaiser) | 83.70 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 11299. | Zach (zach_bill) | 83.70 | 89% | 2017-04-22 |
| 11300. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 83.70 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 11301. | Ambiio (ambiio_) | 83.69 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11302. | biggie (uglybiggie) | 83.69 | 97.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 11303. | Jesse (anselmipants) | 83.69 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 11304. | Ethan (an3223) | 83.69 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11305. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 83.69 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |