Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19010. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 70.40 | 98% | 2012-05-09 |
| 19011. | kuzz (kuzz) | 70.39 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 19012. | Ez (ezpass) | 70.39 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19013. | Anthony (agl80) | 70.39 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 19014. | ghoudiy (ghoudiy) | 70.39 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 19015. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.39 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| 19016. | Fast (cooloppo) | 70.39 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 19017. | janus (janus) | 70.39 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 19018. | murtaza (oneten) | 70.39 | 90% | 2014-07-25 |
| 19019. | Drew (nelstrom) | 70.39 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 19020. | Karam (karam) | 70.39 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 19021. | Steven (smfoote) | 70.38 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 19022. | Ben Dover (bendoverandgimme) | 70.38 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 19023. | hasnain (hasnains1) | 70.38 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 19024. | Trihard (screwsps) | 70.38 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 19025. | Ryan (zedaso) | 70.38 | 90% | 2014-08-10 |
| 19026. | Kris (krisfury) | 70.37 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 19027. | Felix (darthyoda_sge) | 70.37 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 19028. | warro (warro747) | 70.37 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 19029. | I am bored as hell (i_am_bo... | 70.37 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 19030. | Tim (techtasie) | 70.37 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 19031. | stl (stl74) | 70.37 | 94% | 2014-05-25 |
| 19032. | Amirey (st_amirey) | 70.36 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 19033. | Jessica (beachcutie20052001) | 70.36 | 91% | 2014-11-27 |
| 19034. | Nick (soulless) | 70.36 | 91% | 2014-03-27 |
| 19035. | Dakota (ddans) | 70.36 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 19036. | Hugh Mungus (masta_asian) | 70.36 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 19037. | Jacqueline (jacqueliner) | 70.36 | 94% | 2012-02-14 |
| 19038. | milkywayfarer (milkywayfarer) | 70.36 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 19039. | Maverick (jxsever) | 70.36 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |