I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3125. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3126. | JkillahR (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3127. | ShouHei (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3128. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 60.05 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3129. | Razel Aguilar (zelming18) | 59.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3130. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3131. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3132. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3133. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3134. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 59.17 | 93.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3135. | Sarvesh (sarvesh__) | 58.98 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3136. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 58.93 | 95.3% | 2024-05-13 |
| 3137. | yudax (yudax42) | 58.85 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3138. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 58.84 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3139. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 58.79 | 95.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 3140. | inBits (bitsinbits) | 58.72 | 95% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3141. | DragonClaw (darthrevan0) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2024-02-15 |
| 3142. | jurc (cruj) | 58.23 | 95.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3143. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 58.16 | 94.1% | 2023-12-03 |
| 3144. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 58.00 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3145. | Dinuka (din125) | 57.98 | 96% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3146. | harsh_pro (andhbhakth) | 57.42 | 96% | 2024-10-06 |
| 3147. | Jason (superiorj) | 57.34 | 95% | 2024-02-01 |
| 3148. | Wait for me!!! (pokerpro) | 57.00 | 95.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3149. | zuck (seanbiez) | 56.86 | 95% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |