And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18098. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 82.40 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 18099. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 18100. | Dershhh (onlymugetsu) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 18101. | Alex (khanis1) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 18102. | Vadim (ahot) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 18103. | Brandon (bddoan) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18104. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 82.39 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 18105. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 82.39 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 18106. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 82.39 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 18107. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 18108. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 82.39 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18109. | kraken (pronto1) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 18110. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 82.38 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 18111. | Nube (nubenoober) | 82.38 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 18112. | Stan (peppawutz) | 82.38 | 95.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 18113. | rks (xmen2025) | 82.38 | 92% | 2013-08-23 |
| 18114. | Heinz (diedich) | 82.37 | 83% | 2016-07-22 |
| 18115. | Allen (nkstnkst) | 82.37 | 98% | 2015-10-05 |
| 18116. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 18117. | MrSaand (mrsaand) | 82.37 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 18118. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 82.37 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 18119. | Paul (paulcardozo) | 82.37 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 18120. | metrics (metr1xz) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 18121. | Awesome (awesomesauce3303) | 82.37 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 18122. | darth (darthgeek3) | 82.37 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 18123. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 82.36 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 18124. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 82.36 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 18125. | Ruark (penchevi09) | 82.36 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 18126. | Smeden (loechte90) | 82.36 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 18127. | jono (jonohubbard) | 82.36 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |