Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9338. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 87.38 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 9339. | mingi (gatangae) | 87.37 | 97.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 9340. | Something (pandathis) | 87.37 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9341. | Robert (wierdo) | 87.37 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 9342. | Simone (pointy_) | 87.36 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9343. | tilko (tilko) | 87.36 | 97.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 9344. | joe (corrinthians) | 87.36 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9345. | Slow (insys) | 87.36 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 9346. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 87.36 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9347. | Jef (jackrabbit99) | 87.35 | 89% | 2017-04-29 |
| 9348. | mohan (astrotypist) | 87.35 | 95% | 2014-01-10 |
| 9349. | kion (kionkun1) | 87.34 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9350. | fufu (fufufu) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9351. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 87.34 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 9352. | Nate (natekropp) | 87.34 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 9353. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 87.34 | 99% | 2011-06-10 |
| 9354. | Darkrydier (darkrydier) | 87.33 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9355. | Michael (themikeuk) | 87.33 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 9356. | Somogyi (vincture) | 87.33 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9357. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 87.33 | 98% | 2011-07-18 |
| 9358. | dat (hatsu) | 87.33 | 85% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9359. | chan (blackstarnova) | 87.33 | 93% | 2015-01-24 |
| 9360. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9361. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 9362. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 87.32 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 9363. | Jonathan (caoculus714) | 87.32 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 9364. | racer (bubblestwrap) | 87.31 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9365. | Jeffery (jeffgjy) | 87.31 | 96.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9366. | JC (jcfermin) | 87.31 | 97% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9367. | Gaspar (hypno) | 87.31 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |