So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1450. | (frohman) | 117.79 | 95% | 2012-09-25 |
| 1451. | (fish753) | 117.79 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1452. | (shaxigaming) | 117.77 | 95% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1453. | (typerkate) | 117.77 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1454. | (akanos) | 117.77 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 1455. | (ulteriormotives) | 117.75 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 1456. | (theworryrock) | 117.75 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 1457. | (ihavegum) | 117.75 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1458. | . (idiot5) | 117.74 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
| 1459. | (pbt17) | 117.73 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1460. | (2reckful) | 117.72 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1461. | I Love You (toriamos) | 117.71 | 98% | 2014-02-19 |
| 1462. | (kolide) | 117.71 | 95% | 2013-03-10 |
| 1463. | (winemall) | 117.70 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 1464. | (anothernewaccount) | 117.70 | 96% | 2014-10-04 |
| 1465. | Tyler72 (mclaren1) | 117.69 | 95% | 2014-06-18 |
| 1466. | (greenapplejellybean) | 117.68 | 93% | 2016-03-20 |
| 1467. | (darkfblazard) | 117.68 | 92% | 2013-08-13 |
| 1468. | (maijakarina) | 117.67 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 1469. | (khadum) | 117.66 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 1470. | (enzo024) | 117.65 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1471. | (dan350z) | 117.63 | 98% | 2014-10-31 |
| 1472. | (alexcorsaro) | 117.63 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 1473. | (shawstudio) | 117.62 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 1474. | (killzaa) | 117.60 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 1475. | (kevinhash1) | 117.59 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 1476. | (archflo) | 117.57 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 1477. | (fhondubity) | 117.56 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 1478. | (kisachi) | 117.54 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1479. | (jeffbaker) | 117.54 | 96% | 2012-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |