I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13034. | jim (jimbosenior) | 77.85 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13035. | lalalalalala (jxshy_4) | 77.85 | 96% | 2024-05-23 |
| 13036. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 77.85 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13037. | Arsal (arsal_lan) | 77.85 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13038. | Connor (cbec32) | 77.85 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13039. | Kyle (szkylezhang) | 77.84 | 95.3% | 2024-04-27 |
| 13040. | sv_cheats 1 (change_lolxd) | 77.84 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 13041. | chunhow (chunhow) | 77.83 | 96.8% | 2025-02-21 |
| 13042. | Sh4rk (sh4rk__) | 77.83 | 96.4% | 2025-03-24 |
| 13043. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 77.82 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13044. | Weston (wwalker1) | 77.82 | 97.1% | 2024-11-09 |
| 13045. | TurnAround (sasstyl000) | 77.82 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 13046. | Steven (mshmoon11) | 77.82 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13047. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 77.82 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 13048. | Toonie (nst94) | 77.82 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 13049. | Theodor747 (theodor747) | 77.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13050. | Jim (problemset) | 77.81 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 13051. | Bhavya (bhavya_030) | 77.81 | 99% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13052. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 77.81 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 13053. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.81 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13054. | Dario (dario0818) | 77.81 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13055. | skm4tic (skm4tic) | 77.80 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13056. | Mohamed (mohamedahmed04) | 77.80 | 94% | 2020-04-18 |
| 13057. | LichBaw (lichbaw) | 77.80 | 95.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13058. | wheel (kingkaiserwill) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 13059. | Sonfil (sonfil19) | 77.80 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13060. | No (ihaveonehand) | 77.79 | 90% | 2017-02-04 |
| 13061. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 77.79 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13062. | Tim (timbob5380) | 77.79 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13063. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |