See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9946. | harry (jauaj) | 82.09 | 95.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| 9947. | Moritz (mogottsch) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9948. | Anthony (machoke) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9949. | DS (ds__) | 82.08 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9950. | Dyllan (dyllan_scott) | 82.08 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9951. | delete (21037102912937) | 82.07 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 9952. | j4ckie (jaackquelin) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 9953. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 82.07 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 9954. | Caxix (caxix) | 82.07 | 100% | 2022-07-19 |
| 9955. | WhatIsAModel (dakolli) | 82.06 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
| 9956. | shrenik (shrenikr235) | 82.06 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 9957. | cozy (cozy_c) | 82.06 | 93.9% | 2025-01-13 |
| 9958. | Minor (minord) | 82.06 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9959. | Torkous (torkous) | 82.05 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9960. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 82.05 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9961. | taha (tahashemy) | 82.05 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 9962. | SDE2 (sde2) | 82.04 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 9963. | brms (swaggyb4) | 82.04 | 98.8% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9964. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 82.04 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 9965. | Joey (coxoncable) | 82.04 | 93% | 2024-10-07 |
| 9966. | Pavlos (pavlogd) | 82.03 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9967. | joooooooooooooo (whereisthe... | 82.02 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9968. | Zero (zero_10) | 82.02 | 96% | 2025-06-13 |
| 9969. | Jonathan (bods_88) | 82.02 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9970. | Kladj (kladj) | 82.01 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9971. | Palutena (merebitt) | 82.00 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9972. | magnus (robertavmagic) | 81.99 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 9973. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 81.99 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9974. | Jeffry (coldjeffry12) | 81.99 | 96.8% | 2024-06-20 |
| 9975. | hasan (hasan15234) | 81.99 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |