So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26401. | ladybrabra (ladybrabra) | 58.70 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 26402. | Kenneth (blakman) | 58.70 | 88% | 2015-05-06 |
| 26403. | Henrik (diload) | 58.70 | 93% | 2013-04-22 |
| 26404. | Francis (ufo19900518) | 58.70 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 26405. | jesus (jesusepie) | 58.70 | 97% | 2014-06-07 |
| 26406. | Ed (edward12345) | 58.70 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 26407. | Mark (mastopuppets) | 58.69 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 26408. | Tájpolósch (gunnhallur) | 58.69 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 26409. | Cyrus (rade04) | 58.69 | 94% | 2022-10-21 |
| 26410. | Ivan_Eagle (ivan_julia) | 58.69 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 26411. | Ilias (skysrex) | 58.69 | 88% | 2015-06-27 |
| 26412. | Dian (seitzer) | 58.69 | 98% | 2012-04-26 |
| 26413. | Matthew (wobblez) | 58.68 | 87% | 2015-10-01 |
| 26414. | Takeshi (icezelly) | 58.68 | 94% | 2013-03-13 |
| 26415. | Ser (juzser) | 58.68 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 26416. | Alyx (alyx) | 58.68 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 26417. | toudouche (seni42) | 58.67 | 92% | 2019-01-25 |
| 26418. | Janis (janisl1993) | 58.67 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 26419. | tang (daoxuantang) | 58.67 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 26420. | Jessi (jessimccracken) | 58.66 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 26421. | Typing (typingsikh) | 58.66 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 26422. | duy (ngocduy235) | 58.66 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 26423. | Adam (adamwhite18) | 58.65 | 88% | 2017-01-10 |
| 26424. | Vic (vikken17) | 58.65 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 26425. | Ayan (ayan_007) | 58.65 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 26426. | mememiah (mememiah) | 58.65 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 26427. | Edwin (aldoric) | 58.65 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 26428. | Simeon (alode) | 58.65 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26429. | Christina (christina9) | 58.65 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 26430. | reed (reed1) | 58.65 | 91% | 2015-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |