The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14426. | Alex (koroglua15) | 80.73 | 92% | 2013-09-10 |
| 14427. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 80.73 | 93% | 2011-08-12 |
| 14428. | Roxill Jay (raksil_pogi12) | 80.73 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14429. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 80.73 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 14430. | Dante (sillydong) | 80.72 | 100% | 2023-04-15 |
| 14431. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 14432. | Live (ugatyper) | 80.72 | 92% | 2017-03-05 |
| 14433. | Ethan (shadow542) | 80.72 | 93% | 2015-12-18 |
| 14434. | dever (deverart) | 80.72 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14435. | David (maybachh) | 80.72 | 93% | 2011-07-06 |
| 14436. | Prathik (oiii_m8) | 80.72 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 14437. | Kate (katedo) | 80.72 | 96% | 2011-10-01 |
| 14438. | Jovenska (jovenskaevania) | 80.71 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 14439. | Katie (katielemaster) | 80.71 | 92% | 2011-08-02 |
| 14440. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 80.71 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14441. | nishant (nishp19) | 80.71 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 14442. | Pana (pana1312) | 80.70 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14443. | Danilo (danzitxo) | 80.70 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 14444. | Dakeku (dakeku123) | 80.70 | 89% | 2014-06-01 |
| 14445. | Stephen (stg563) | 80.69 | 98% | 2013-04-16 |
| 14446. | Claudio (tato41) | 80.69 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 14447. | Serena (nerdyjoker) | 80.69 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14448. | satoo (satoo) | 80.69 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 14449. | Leo (powerleo101) | 80.68 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 14450. | Elwood (rattler) | 80.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14451. | Madison (madisonwang1) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 14452. | Jon (jrowephoto) | 80.68 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14453. | Diego (isqube) | 80.68 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 14454. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 80.68 | 92% | 2015-05-10 |
| 14455. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 80.68 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |