It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1378. | Jon (someguysomeguy) | 88.40 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1379. | nick (nickderp) | 88.37 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1380. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 88.36 | 100% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1381. | edisonhussey (furox) | 88.34 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1382. | Jake (avytrius) | 88.33 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 1383. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 88.32 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1384. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 88.31 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 1385. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 88.31 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 1386. | Danat (danat_2001) | 88.30 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1387. | Archer (dlockett) | 88.28 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1388. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 88.27 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1389. | a (ierfth) | 88.26 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1390. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 88.22 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1391. | Gabriel (ipestrike) | 88.21 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1392. | Mkaaztje🍒❤ (tadas2002) | 88.21 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1393. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 88.18 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1394. | grace (gcm02) | 88.16 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1395. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 88.16 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1396. | John (slomega) | 88.14 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1397. | Creaserg (creaserg) | 88.13 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1398. | Fourlamas (fourlamas) | 88.12 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1399. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1400. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 88.11 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1401. | Eugene (mineugene) | 88.11 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1402. | Omer (om3rrr) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1403. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 88.09 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1404. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 88.09 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1405. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1406. | Geo (geoxchristopher) | 88.04 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 1407. | Lexi (suns_showers) | 88.04 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| á—ś Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |