Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 887. | Steven (szh02) | 97.04 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 888. | mike (jazz_hands) | 97.02 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 889. | invjac (invjac) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 890. | Kevin (kevinisgay) | 97.00 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 891. | Andy (gunwing54) | 96.99 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 892. | Mateusz (ccre) | 96.95 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 893. | Son (baby_hanz) | 96.91 | 99% | 2020-02-19 |
| 894. | bluefish (bluefish10) | 96.88 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 895. | Thomas (barfingbanana) | 96.87 | 98% | 2019-05-25 |
| 896. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.83 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 897. | Test (qwertzftw) | 96.81 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 898. | Kev (ktnguy20) | 96.80 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 899. | Jordan (madjesty) | 96.79 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 900. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 96.76 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
| 901. | (carrot_) | 96.74 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 902. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-07-12 |
| 903. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 96.67 | 99% | 2019-05-16 |
| 904. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 96.62 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 905. | noksen (noksen) | 96.62 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 906. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 96.55 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 907. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 96.55 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 908. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 96.54 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 909. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 96.44 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 910. | William (wilrob2) | 96.42 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 911. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 96.42 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 912. | Adam (heyyitsadam) | 96.40 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 913. | pee (peethedestroyer) | 96.38 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 914. | Ethan (ebeanz) | 96.37 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 915. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.36 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 916. | decky (decky9999) | 96.35 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |