As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4524. | Guest (hjkl0) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 4525. | Fast (gt_c) | 99.65 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4526. | Tim (idiotaaa) | 99.64 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 4527. | Dennis Williams (lidertitu) | 99.63 | 96% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4528. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 99.63 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 4529. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 99.63 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 4530. | ob1 (ob1sly) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 4531. | You're doing great (e11iuom) | 99.62 | 97.2% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4532. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 99.62 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 4533. | w👀u (weyesu) | 99.62 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4534. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 4535. | Jason (jb33000) | 99.62 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 4536. | Dejan (dejanonspeed) | 99.60 | 99% | 2025-09-26 |
| 4537. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 99.60 | 98% | 2015-07-22 |
| 4538. | Potato (riyer) | 99.60 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 4539. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 99.59 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4540. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 99.58 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 4541. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 99.58 | 88% | 2015-10-18 |
| 4542. | Dylan (dackels) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4543. | Emil (emle10) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 4544. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 4545. | Renz (enriqatron52) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4546. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4547. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 99.56 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 4548. | Lowk (gae_23) | 99.55 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 4549. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 99.55 | 100% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4550. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.55 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 4551. | asdf (rushlync) | 99.54 | 98.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4552. | Andrew (typemaster6215) | 99.54 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4553. | Jer (nadel1232) | 99.54 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |