If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2942. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 80.78 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 2943. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 80.77 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2944. | Dim (jimmylei) | 80.77 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2945. | M (nazarene7) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2946. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 2947. | Terairk (terairk) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2948. | Andrew (ahalle) | 80.72 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 2949. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 80.70 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2950. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 80.69 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 2951. | Thiemen (mohouzeg) | 80.68 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2952. | gnot a gnome (xtphty) | 80.68 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2953. | Mike (tsunami21) | 80.66 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2954. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2955. | antiphon (goodmania) | 80.65 | 99% | 2020-04-10 |
| 2956. | Freeonjoe (freeonpro) | 80.62 | 89% | 2017-05-12 |
| 2957. | crown (m_crown) | 80.61 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2958. | Noob (touchhyper) | 80.57 | 95% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2959. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 80.57 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2960. | Danny (dannynp) | 80.57 | 95% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2961. | Andy (djentalman) | 80.56 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2962. | Bill (billtsi) | 80.55 | 95% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2963. | Nick (preferablynot) | 80.54 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2964. | Barack (poexpress) | 80.53 | 95% | 2018-07-30 |
| 2965. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 80.52 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 2966. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 80.51 | 94% | 2017-06-09 |
| 2967. | waqlerg (waqlerg) | 80.50 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2968. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 80.50 | 89% | 2017-04-29 |
| 2969. | Mayank (minkk777) | 80.49 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2970. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 80.48 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 2971. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 80.47 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |