Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11851. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 82.47 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 11852. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 82.47 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 11853. | Gina (ginadoerp) | 82.46 | 94% | 2013-08-23 |
| 11854. | henry (hasez) | 82.46 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 11855. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11856. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 82.46 | 95% | 2012-08-27 |
| 11857. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 82.46 | 97% | 2013-05-21 |
| 11858. | Dwima (dwizz) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11859. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 82.45 | 93% | 2014-09-14 |
| 11860. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 82.45 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 11861. | nusstter (nusstter) | 82.45 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11862. | James (fastfasterfastest) | 82.45 | 100% | 2021-12-11 |
| 11863. | Dragovi (dragovi) | 82.45 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 11864. | nauyu (nauyusimi) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11865. | Eric (qwarts) | 82.45 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11866. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 82.45 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 11867. | Dan (dannymm) | 82.44 | 93% | 2012-03-21 |
| 11868. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 82.44 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 11869. | james (lejames23) | 82.44 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 11870. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 82.44 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 11871. | JOhn (exotifys) | 82.44 | 96.3% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11872. | Tranzor Z (ravinder) | 82.44 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
| 11873. | Szymon (smeagol) | 82.44 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 11874. | Josh (wtfjosh) | 82.43 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| 11875. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 82.43 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 11876. | BeGood (notideal) | 82.43 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11877. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 82.43 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11878. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 82.43 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 11879. | Trent (trent9j12) | 82.43 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
| 11880. | CASH (westcash) | 82.43 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |