I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4673. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 101.82 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 4674. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 101.81 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4675. | Patrick (relct) | 101.81 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 4676. | Gert (gertoperto) | 101.81 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4677. | BetSin (betsin) | 101.80 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 4678. | Christian (amici117) | 101.80 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4679. | kevin (fboi) | 101.80 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 4680. | Chris (cuddd) | 101.80 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 4681. | ryssh (ryssh) | 101.80 | 96% | 2015-04-06 |
| 4682. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 101.80 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| 4683. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 101.79 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 4684. | Maybe (maybecow) | 101.79 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4685. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 101.79 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| 4686. | Alex (thearguer) | 101.78 | 91% | 2015-09-28 |
| 4687. | RJ (lufulu) | 101.78 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 4688. | Mitchell (grahan97) | 101.78 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4689. | dankriffs (dankriffs) | 101.77 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4690. | lettel (lettel) | 101.76 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4691. | q (qtyps) | 101.76 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4692. | zjf (zjf7) | 101.75 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 4693. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 101.75 | 99% | 2016-06-24 |
| 4694. | rdnblg (rdnblg2) | 101.73 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4695. | spy00700 (spy00700) | 101.72 | 95.6% | 2024-01-24 |
| 4696. | Dan (danrosesax88) | 101.72 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 4697. | Allan (ceptallan) | 101.72 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 4698. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 101.72 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 4699. | TypingGuy (iramus) | 101.71 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 4700. | Lester (lesterfan) | 101.71 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4701. | checky (teengirlygirl) | 101.69 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 4702. | Annie (annietemple11) | 101.69 | 96.1% | 2025-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |