Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2410. | Tmo (zvblast) | 77.03 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2411. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 77.02 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2412. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 77.00 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2413. | Cameron (xerxes_backwards) | 76.99 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2414. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 76.99 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 2415. | jakob (jakemcdake) | 76.96 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2416. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 76.94 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 2417. | Michael (manbeck) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 2418. | Jerry (jernjej) | 76.94 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2419. | Susie (soozer) | 76.89 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2420. | Loc (cocacolaloc) | 76.89 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2421. | Imran (i_m_r_a_n) | 76.89 | 99% | 2020-01-30 |
| 2422. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 76.89 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 2423. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 76.88 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2424. | Beket (bayemirov) | 76.88 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 2425. | Mami (mamimami) | 76.87 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2426. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 76.86 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2427. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 76.86 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2428. | Lian (xlian) | 76.85 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2429. | Max (goinfullderp) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2430. | midnight (aw01) | 76.83 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2431. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 76.82 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2432. | 😳 (eni_) | 76.81 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2433. | Lorenz (tataedigong) | 76.81 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
| 2434. | QLF9 (qlf9typeracing) | 76.81 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 2435. | Jeffrey (rhetoricalseal) | 76.80 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2436. | Vu (vungo2004) | 76.79 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2437. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 76.78 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2438. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 76.77 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 2439. | Peaky (x101) | 76.76 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |