As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10446. | House V (housev) | 81.96 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
10447. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 81.96 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
10448. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 81.95 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
10449. | Chris (chink344) | 81.95 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
10450. | Ivan (mudzap) | 81.95 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
10451. | Moki (mokipls) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
10452. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 81.95 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
10453. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 81.95 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
10454. | Typo (fingooli) | 81.95 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
10455. | Quadrate (quadrate) | 81.94 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
10456. | 27reiddj (27reiddj) | 81.94 | 97.2% | 2023-10-25 |
10457. | Danny (danny1901) | 81.94 | 98.8% | 2021-01-30 |
10458. | discolars (discolars) | 81.94 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
10459. | Hillary (typeymane) | 81.94 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
10460. | Kat (katwhite) | 81.94 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
10461. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 81.94 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
10462. | JJ Johnson Son (slaggen) | 81.93 | 99% | 2024-01-28 |
10463. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 81.93 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
10464. | TV (ljothjor) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
10465. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 81.93 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
10466. | dalineth (dalineth) | 81.93 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
10467. | Luis (chapibol) | 81.92 | 99% | 2024-12-15 |
10468. | ... (the_sesquipedalienist) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
10469. | Rob (killeravocado) | 81.92 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
10470. | Sukant (sukant) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
10471. | Rohan (dontheweegee) | 81.92 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
10472. | Chra (chradora) | 81.91 | 100% | 2024-06-18 |
10473. | Mark (mlawr187) | 81.91 | 96% | 2016-11-28 |
10474. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 81.91 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
10475. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 81.91 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |