I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 5317. | Peter (pruse) | 99.09 | 100% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5318. | Bill (wyxoor) | 99.08 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 5319. | David (drich31) | 99.08 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 5320. | Jake (jaydez) | 99.08 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 5321. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 99.08 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 5322. | Dejan (exlargy) | 99.07 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5323. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 99.07 | 98.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5324. | the (thetrickster10) | 99.07 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5325. | Shubby (shubby) | 99.07 | 97% | 2015-06-28 |
| 5326. | sudu (clockmen) | 99.05 | 99.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5327. | Simba (simba_10) | 99.05 | 98.3% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5328. | Leo (leo099) | 99.05 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5329. | Bonzi (bonzibuddy420) | 99.05 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 5330. | Max (hooterr) | 99.05 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5331. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 99.05 | 99% | 2015-06-19 |
| 5332. | JamesK (jamesk123) | 99.05 | 92% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5333. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 99.04 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5334. | Daniel (daniiiiiii) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5335. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
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| 5337. | bigrat.monster (fingerlessr... | 99.03 | 97% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5338. | Áron (junkpot) | 99.03 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 5339. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5340. | Ben (alestz) | 99.02 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5341. | Owen (0wenli) | 99.01 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5342. | Loser (dmred49) | 99.01 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 5343. | Jack (speedycube) | 99.00 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5344. | slo (07dishwasherbob8) | 99.00 | 96% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5345. | East (eastwind21) | 99.00 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |