So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31521. | Alberto (alberto) | 50.11 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 31522. | husam (husam_haider184@yaho... | 50.10 | 90% | 2012-05-07 |
| 31523. | Andrew05 (latedead) | 50.10 | 86% | 2017-01-02 |
| 31524. | Ficu90 (ficu90) | 50.10 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 31525. | Khushpreet (brar_khushpreet) | 50.09 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 31526. | toto (flgy) | 50.09 | 85% | 2012-10-11 |
| 31527. | Rae (raenoelle) | 50.09 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 31528. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 50.08 | 92% | 2020-12-07 |
| 31529. | Lim (doxel) | 50.08 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31530. | Mediumsecy (mediumsecy) | 50.08 | 94.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31531. | Larik (gentro) | 50.08 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 31532. | Alpha (alphasaur) | 50.08 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 31533. | Brian (brainsaladbar) | 50.07 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 31534. | jo (ggfam123) | 50.07 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 31535. | Akaash (akaash13) | 50.07 | 88% | 2013-11-05 |
| 31536. | Le (beeno92) | 50.07 | 94% | 2011-09-04 |
| 31537. | Daniel (danielspeaekes) | 50.06 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
| 31538. | Khalid (khalid_syfullah) | 50.06 | 93% | 2015-01-26 |
| 31539. | Sherali (sherali) | 50.06 | 91% | 2015-10-18 |
| 31540. | Fakieshot (fakieshot) | 50.06 | 94% | 2021-12-02 |
| 31541. | Ian (metal_eddie) | 50.06 | 95% | 2022-02-07 |
| 31542. | Rushabh (rushabhshah20) | 50.06 | 94.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 31543. | Abdulla (abd_racer) | 50.06 | 94% | 2022-12-11 |
| 31544. | Keely (keyhole) | 50.06 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 31545. | hasan (hassanshah66) | 50.06 | 89% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31546. | Kristofer (gardeborg) | 50.05 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 31547. | Dennis (paklick27) | 50.05 | 93% | 2011-12-06 |
| 31548. | kas (kasuga) | 50.05 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 31549. | Joanne (joannealee) | 50.04 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 31550. | Hamideh (zigoorat_826) | 50.04 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |