The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22622. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.00 | 94% | 2015-11-24 |
| 22623. | Jai (jais) | 68.00 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 22624. | Razor (mr6pack) | 67.99 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22625. | Tom (himmat1005) | 67.99 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 22626. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 67.99 | 93% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22627. | [AhK] Panizio (Trampo) (jun... | 67.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22628. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 67.98 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 22629. | Niket (daspacebar) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22630. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 67.98 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22631. | Felix (felixleong) | 67.98 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 22632. | Conor (crc1200) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22633. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 67.97 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22634. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.97 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22635. | You (you_zee) | 67.97 | 94% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22636. | K (kdcx) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 22637. | Dat (datdq295) | 67.97 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 22638. | doirijim (dartsandrazors) | 67.96 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 22639. | Daniel (danielsabox) | 67.96 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22640. | thojac (thojac) | 67.96 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 22641. | taylor (t4yl0r) | 67.96 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 22642. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 22643. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 67.96 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22644. | Austin (bootytick1er) | 67.95 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
| 22645. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 67.95 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 22646. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 67.95 | 96.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 22647. | Andreas (mangabro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 22648. | Katherine (kj_john316) | 67.95 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22649. | Tika (jadmo) | 67.95 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22650. | Please use an appropriate n... | 67.95 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 22651. | Not (notpeo) | 67.95 | 91% | 2013-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |