The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3329. | Super (superthin) | 60.75 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 3330. | Martin (mtien) | 60.75 | 99% | 2015-02-20 |
| 3331. | Devesh (devesh_agarwal) | 60.74 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3332. | Maddy (monkeytoes2) | 60.74 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 3333. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 60.74 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 3334. | Luis (lem93) | 60.73 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 3335. | Agnes (blahnikfash) | 60.73 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 3336. | Jordan (jordanlreynolds99) | 60.72 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 3337. | Calvin (realorideal) | 60.72 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 3338. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 60.71 | 98% | 2015-02-09 |
| 3339. | bu (katrina) | 60.71 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 3340. | ds (demonspeed) | 60.71 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 3341. | Brendan (btbens) | 60.71 | 93% | 2014-06-12 |
| 3342. | Mohammed (abo_haaashem) | 60.70 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3343. | Rachel (raelee514) | 60.70 | 91% | 2017-02-19 |
| 3344. | Andi (nimrod007) | 60.70 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 3345. | Hassan (ha559) | 60.69 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 3346. | Astroforce1 (astroforce1) | 60.69 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3347. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 60.69 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 3348. | Taha (silverest) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 3349. | Skywalker (ogsonny) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3350. | Sami (mustaqbil) | 60.69 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 3351. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 60.69 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 3352. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 60.68 | 91% | 2013-10-06 |
| 3353. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 60.68 | 92% | 2013-10-24 |
| 3354. | Suzy (colemak5) | 60.68 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 3355. | Tetu (bwewts) | 60.67 | 93% | 2016-09-19 |
| 3356. | David (davdavbuilding) | 60.67 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 3357. | zachary (zhutton) | 60.67 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3358. | Debanjan (pramdeba) | 60.67 | 90% | 2016-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |