So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13020. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 79.76 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13021. | brad (bradthelad6) | 79.76 | 98% | 2011-10-24 |
| 13022. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 79.76 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 13023. | Skylos (skylos) | 79.76 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 13024. | Ozan (ozzytr) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13025. | Volta (vo1_ta) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 13026. | Neal (newbcake) | 79.75 | 90% | 2014-04-18 |
| 13027. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 79.75 | 97% | 2013-10-04 |
| 13028. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 79.75 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
| 13029. | Issao (issao) | 79.75 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 13030. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 79.75 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 13031. | Lotus (lotus0000007) | 79.74 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13032. | jacob (jec17) | 79.74 | 95% | 2015-08-23 |
| 13033. | Aakrit (monkeysunited) | 79.74 | 94.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13034. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 79.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13035. | Jana (toothpik) | 79.74 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 13036. | Dede (danielleuw) | 79.73 | 100% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13037. | Stephen (potsee) | 79.73 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13038. | roy (roynaufal) | 79.73 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13039. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 79.73 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13040. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 79.73 | 91% | 2014-02-07 |
| 13041. | Tarek (tarek) | 79.73 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 13042. | Emily (milay68) | 79.73 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 13043. | Raul (arag) | 79.73 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 13044. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 79.72 | 89% | 2015-02-05 |
| 13045. | Rickard (remme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13046. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 79.71 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
| 13047. | lucia (shql) | 79.71 | 100% | 2018-10-06 |
| 13048. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13049. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 79.71 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |