So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27088. | Wendy (wendy333) | 57.60 | 99% | 2011-10-06 |
| 27089. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 57.60 | 99% | 2017-02-16 |
| 27090. | Kris (tymptra) | 57.59 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 27091. | Caden (kingthunder11) | 57.59 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 27092. | Syi (iamsyi) | 57.59 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 27093. | Eren (flochforster) | 57.59 | 93% | 2021-07-29 |
| 27094. | AZL (zoranboi) | 57.59 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 27095. | some (someone99) | 57.59 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 27096. | parto (partoptr) | 57.59 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 27097. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 57.59 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27098. | Quang (badboygonouvo) | 57.59 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 27099. | Kinasd (cake1998) | 57.59 | 89% | 2016-11-03 |
| 27100. | paldepind (paldepind) | 57.59 | 93% | 2012-05-29 |
| 27101. | Kai Le (linus5ery) | 57.59 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 27102. | Ali (aloche) | 57.59 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
| 27103. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 57.59 | 96% | 2013-11-02 |
| 27104. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 57.58 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27105. | FoxandMonk (foxandmonk) | 57.58 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 27106. | Andrew (riceneroni) | 57.58 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 27107. | Elton (haoma) | 57.58 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 27108. | Daniel (killerdann12) | 57.58 | 94% | 2014-11-26 |
| 27109. | GS PVH (skyvn97) | 57.58 | 89% | 2013-12-18 |
| 27110. | Eder (ederbahia) | 57.58 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 27111. | Kim (kimbe17) | 57.57 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 27112. | Martyn (husseybear) | 57.57 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 27113. | Irene (hersheys410) | 57.57 | 94% | 2015-08-15 |
| 27114. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 57.57 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 27115. | khubaib (gazi) | 57.57 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 27116. | RealForce (firemp) | 57.57 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 27117. | Abdullah (razerxopp) | 57.56 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |