Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5187. | Rassulkhair (rassulkhair) | 52.71 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 5188. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 52.70 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 5189. | Tim (timbeaudet) | 52.70 | 99% | 2019-05-25 |
| 5190. | Erin (okayerin) | 52.67 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5191. | ralph (realityloser) | 52.64 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5192. | Avinash (ersunny) | 52.63 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 5193. | Ashton (luffy_san) | 52.62 | 94% | 2020-07-28 |
| 5194. | Mustard (mustard97) | 52.61 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5195. | Saruulbuyan (erozionzeal) | 52.61 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5196. | Halil (lilko) | 52.61 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5197. | Andrey (dreyster) | 52.60 | 92% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5198. | Jin (ginn273d) | 52.59 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5199. | blue (syfern) | 52.58 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5200. | Nick (twisternick6) | 52.57 | 93% | 2018-03-08 |
| 5201. | G (mrconductor) | 52.57 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 5202. | Kurtel (kurtel) | 52.56 | 94% | 2019-06-07 |
| 5203. | Raffi (darafster) | 52.55 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 5204. | daniel (danielgarth) | 52.55 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5205. | Aanshu (noob_typist_404) | 52.54 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5206. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 52.53 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 5207. | ND (nd03) | 52.52 | 93% | 2020-02-07 |
| 5208. | Lazy (nklace511) | 52.51 | 94% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5209. | Julio (aero_jb) | 52.50 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5210. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 52.50 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5211. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 52.48 | 93% | 2020-02-10 |
| 5212. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 52.48 | 99% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5213. | hs (hakanserce) | 52.47 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5214. | loveleen (loveleenasalia) | 52.45 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 5215. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 52.41 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 5216. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 52.40 | 95% | 2019-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |