The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28179. | Connor (cmcl) | 58.70 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 28180. | Kriss (kkright) | 58.70 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 28181. | Deyron (deyron) | 58.70 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 28182. | Sefi (sefike) | 58.69 | 95% | 2015-10-12 |
| 28183. | pandanonymous (androxium) | 58.68 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 28184. | Sophia (sophia_8) | 58.68 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 28185. | ziolson (ziolo1) | 58.68 | 93.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28186. | Mike (mightymike) | 58.68 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 28187. | Ace (aceelectronica) | 58.68 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 28188. | Marijus (mahryo) | 58.67 | 93% | 2023-04-08 |
| 28189. | Daniel (danielstep65) | 58.67 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 28190. | Bumsu (bumsu) | 58.67 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
| 28191. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 58.67 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 28192. | Aaron (noobschizz) | 58.67 | 94.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28193. | (mymymy141) | 58.67 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 28194. | Quin (ajvso) | 58.67 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
| 28195. | Klobásník (boumex) | 58.66 | 96.8% | 2023-06-17 |
| 28196. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 58.66 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 28197. | patrick (the_brucey) | 58.66 | 95% | 2022-12-11 |
| 28198. | Ivan (fred0) | 58.66 | 90% | 2011-06-10 |
| 28199. | Gerardo (slow_down) | 58.66 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 28200. | Cadis (cadisz) | 58.66 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| 28201. | Ahmad (ats27) | 58.66 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 28202. | TroulM (troulm) | 58.65 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 28203. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 58.65 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 28204. | fff (kivirivi) | 58.65 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 28205. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 58.65 | 95.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 28206. | Segg (farok) | 58.65 | 93% | 2022-09-24 |
| 28207. | Kenneth (klg_) | 58.65 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 28208. | Reid (stallion) | 58.65 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |