So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8171. | Chinmay (chinmay_jangid) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8172. | Igor (brezerk) | 89.95 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 8173. | Alejandro (blizzr) | 89.95 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
| 8174. | flaming (zbloom) | 89.94 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8175. | bcity (bcity4) | 89.94 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 8176. | Sagi (sagi73) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8177. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8178. | java (imnotflamez) | 89.92 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8179. | Nim (nimkl) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8180. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8181. | Sim (luckytosnort) | 89.92 | 93% | 2012-01-16 |
| 8182. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 89.92 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 8183. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 89.92 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 8184. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 89.92 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8185. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.91 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8186. | Cindy (slipps243) | 89.91 | 97% | 2016-10-04 |
| 8187. | King (kingkaih) | 89.90 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 8188. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 89.90 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 8189. | Dani (dani_8) | 89.90 | 97% | 2012-11-03 |
| 8190. | 찬우 (inphinity) | 89.88 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 8191. | dave (ryuzog) | 89.88 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 8192. | Hershey (xhersheyx) | 89.87 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 8193. | Jose (joseebarbosa) | 89.87 | 97% | 2013-11-20 |
| 8194. | Shawheen (shawheen) | 89.87 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 8195. | Omar (omarino) | 89.86 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 8196. | Arlind (arlind) | 89.86 | 92% | 2012-11-16 |
| 8197. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.85 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 8198. | J (jrequa) | 89.85 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8199. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 89.85 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 8200. | Ben (lpisgood) | 89.85 | 100% | 2011-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |