The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29279. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 64.73 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 29280. | Aleksandre (supaalekksu) | 64.72 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 29281. | DeadBrain (deadestbrain) | 64.72 | 97% | 2025-07-17 |
| 29282. | dvorak2op (dvorak2op) | 64.72 | 93.3% | 2024-03-22 |
| 29283. | Ema (emahowerton) | 64.72 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 29284. | hao (haomin) | 64.72 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 29285. | Yan (olerinskiy) | 64.72 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 29286. | jonson (lyfissht) | 64.72 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 29287. | helen (lordmayor) | 64.72 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 29288. | Vincent (vincentvz) | 64.72 | 98% | 2018-04-03 |
| 29289. | Eric (ericbrlnk) | 64.71 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 29290. | ed (edwardb) | 64.71 | 92% | 2011-04-06 |
| 29291. | Derrick (sewshun) | 64.71 | 95.9% | 2024-07-01 |
| 29292. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 64.71 | 96.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 29293. | CESAR (cesarg) | 64.71 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 29294. | Akshay (akshayk) | 64.71 | 98% | 2015-05-22 |
| 29295. | elle (dani08) | 64.70 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 29296. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 64.70 | 95% | 2025-04-30 |
| 29297. | zura (zurajanai) | 64.70 | 94% | 2025-03-14 |
| 29298. | Alexis (demizer) | 64.70 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 29299. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 64.70 | 97.8% | 2025-03-21 |
| 29300. | David (samago) | 64.70 | 97% | 2015-07-20 |
| 29301. | Joe (joelepore) | 64.70 | 97.5% | 2024-05-31 |
| 29302. | toxeon (to7x) | 64.69 | 98% | 2024-08-10 |
| 29303. | CW (chuanwee) | 64.69 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 29304. | Gloomshadow (gloomshadow) | 64.69 | 84% | 2012-03-11 |
| 29305. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 64.69 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 29306. | Connecting... (toodey) | 64.69 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 29307. | riggers (riggers) | 64.69 | 94.8% | 2025-02-21 |
| 29308. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 64.69 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |