I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5563. | Marek (ksydry) | 98.13 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5564. | Finn (finngotcher) | 98.12 | 98% | 2024-10-18 |
| 5565. | Kevin (dabzd) | 98.12 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 5566. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 98.12 | 97.6% | 2024-09-11 |
| 5567. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 98.12 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 5568. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 98.11 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5569. | Skyro (potatomama1234) | 98.10 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 5570. | Snail (kelvin_paul) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 5571. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 98.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-01 |
| 5572. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5573. | phil (philerd) | 98.09 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5574. | Allergic (1800comcast) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 5575. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5576. | Mister (shiriou) | 98.08 | 97% | 2015-10-02 |
| 5577. | Panda (pandaklin) | 98.07 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5578. | Morris (h0nny) | 98.07 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5579. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 98.06 | 98.2% | 2025-01-12 |
| 5580. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 98.06 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5581. | Bob (sydre2) | 98.06 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5582. | Shirley (shirley56) | 98.06 | 99% | 2015-07-04 |
| 5583. | Steven (xuqc01) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5584. | RedGuy (redguypro) | 98.05 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 5585. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 98.05 | 97.3% | 2023-12-01 |
| 5586. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 98.04 | 97% | 2016-10-14 |
| 5587. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 98.04 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 5588. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 98.03 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5589. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 98.03 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 5590. | Ashkan (ashkanvafaee) | 98.02 | 97% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5591. | j (jjsiracha) | 98.02 | 97.5% | 2024-04-21 |
| 5592. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 98.02 | 99% | 2025-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |