Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3822. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 64.57 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3823. | T (raket124) | 64.56 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3824. | Mat (mabernet) | 64.56 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3825. | KeksKuh (kekskuh) | 64.55 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 3826. | Tim (dreamaz) | 64.55 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 3827. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 64.54 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3828. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 64.52 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3829. | Kevin (kytrex) | 64.52 | 95% | 2018-01-10 |
| 3830. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3831. | William (vlakross) | 64.50 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3832. | kunal (kunav) | 64.47 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3833. | Gareth (mrmlg081) | 64.47 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3834. | Izzah (izzy4336) | 64.44 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3835. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 64.44 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
| 3836. | Ben (bunjow) | 64.44 | 99% | 2017-11-24 |
| 3837. | DislikeBot (dislikebot) | 64.42 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 3838. | deepak (deepak319) | 64.41 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3839. | Daniel (dancharr) | 64.41 | 93% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3840. | Yoshi (yoshiplayer) | 64.38 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 3841. | chrisbob (chrisbob) | 64.38 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 3842. | SauceV (sauce_v) | 64.37 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3843. | Nathan (natanree) | 64.35 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 3844. | Prasant (man_iac) | 64.35 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3845. | Josh (jolman) | 64.34 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3846. | google (google_epic) | 64.34 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3847. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 64.33 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3848. | Jonas (calmdownnnnn) | 64.30 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3849. | lex (lexzaid) | 64.30 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3850. | Joaquin (super_gaboboy) | 64.28 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3851. | Diego (divarela) | 64.28 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |