So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4487. | adsf (max_m7) | 100.92 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 4488. | dave (mercurz) | 100.92 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 4489. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 100.92 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 4490. | ♠ASDF♠ ✠ (pathfinder14) | 100.92 | 98% | 2012-11-11 |
| 4491. | Alex (itsldog) | 100.92 | 95% | 2017-03-17 |
| 4492. | Diego (daggo145) | 100.92 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 4493. | Frank (fchiem) | 100.91 | 98% | 2013-02-05 |
| 4494. | Jamison (y4mz) | 100.91 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4495. | ApacheSparow (jimtheripper) | 100.90 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4496. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 100.89 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4497. | john (sjhjihstr0jh) | 100.89 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 4498. | Jesse (sarrod) | 100.89 | 97.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 4499. | Stupid (stupididiot9) | 100.89 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4500. | Grenek (grenek) | 100.89 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4501. | Amelia (queenamelia) | 100.89 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 4502. | G (yursefin) | 100.89 | 98% | 2012-03-18 |
| 4503. | Alvin (alvinlooi) | 100.88 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 4504. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 100.88 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 4505. | CherryBlossom (cherryblossom) | 100.88 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 4506. | Charley (cming) | 100.87 | 88% | 2013-05-19 |
| 4507. | j4bz7 (j4bz7) | 100.86 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 4508. | Marko (polarbear1229) | 100.85 | 96.9% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4509. | Cheung (cheung) | 100.85 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 4510. | intelli78 (83jjksl) | 100.85 | 95% | 2014-03-28 |
| 4511. | 🌹Save Gave🥀 (ayraa) | 100.84 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 4512. | Bryce (bonzoesc) | 100.84 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
| 4513. | Martin (mpgo13) | 100.84 | 96% | 2015-01-04 |
| 4514. | MLG PRO1 (djkeemtart) | 100.84 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4515. | Alyssa (alyssarae995) | 100.84 | 94% | 2017-01-20 |
| 4516. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 100.83 | 99% | 2019-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |