So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27213. | elyas (elyas_cheetah) | 57.44 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 27214. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 57.44 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 27215. | freak (freak) | 57.44 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 27216. | Light (light655) | 57.43 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 27217. | Huy (pdah) | 57.43 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 27218. | Ken (sancheke) | 57.43 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 27219. | kartar (kartar1994) | 57.43 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 27220. | Sander (brumba) | 57.43 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 27221. | marioman63 (marioman63) | 57.42 | 95% | 2013-04-20 |
| 27222. | Shahzaib (shahzaibrehman) | 57.42 | 92% | 2016-07-24 |
| 27223. | Бақытжан (baqytjan) | 57.42 | 100% | 2022-04-20 |
| 27224. | Linh (pinkballoon) | 57.42 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 27225. | Lukas (irwantolukas) | 57.42 | 95% | 2015-06-25 |
| 27226. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 57.42 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 27227. | Elizabeth (fergieferg) | 57.42 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 27228. | Pham Trung (anhhungdie) | 57.42 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 27229. | Grant (gboi881) | 57.41 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 27230. | azooz (azoozklr) | 57.41 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 27231. | typeracer (typeracer550) | 57.41 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 27232. | Cuong (thecuongtheieu) | 57.41 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 27233. | rita (rirota) | 57.41 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27234. | purushothaman (purush1702) | 57.41 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 27235. | Damo (damo) | 57.41 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 27236. | Alex (alexpalti) | 57.40 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 27237. | Guddu Jaisawal (suraj_6732786) | 57.40 | 93% | 2022-02-06 |
| 27238. | Sabix (veam) | 57.40 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 27239. | Himanshu (himanshu0511) | 57.40 | 99% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27240. | JOJ (not2gud) | 57.40 | 92% | 2020-10-15 |
| 27241. | Sepehr (sepixer) | 57.40 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 27242. | Ponyboy (ponyboycurtis) | 57.39 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |