I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5023. | Typo (wlofails) | 100.22 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5024. | KreyAce (kreygames) | 100.22 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5025. | Fish (fish753) | 100.22 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 5026. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 100.21 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5027. | Yesune (yesune) | 100.20 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5028. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 100.20 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5029. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5030. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 100.19 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5031. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 100.19 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 5032. | Jeremy (neargood) | 100.18 | 98.7% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5033. | swichlite (swichlite) | 100.18 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 5034. | Johnny (k5kk) | 100.18 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5035. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 100.18 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5036. | Matt (xiemos) | 100.18 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5037. | Frito (_frito) | 100.17 | 96% | 2024-11-26 |
| 5038. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 100.17 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5039. | Michael (thegul) | 100.16 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 5040. | dalineth (dalineth) | 100.16 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 5041. | cdolivera (cdolivera) | 100.15 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 5042. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 100.15 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 5043. | RonnyBoi (ronnyboi) | 100.14 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 5044. | Eshmam (imreal) | 100.14 | 96% | 2019-12-23 |
| 5045. | Paper (paper_) | 100.14 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5046. | klenki (klenks) | 100.14 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 5047. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 100.13 | 96.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5048. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 100.13 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 5049. | ty (maltose) | 100.12 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 5050. | Benjamin (benky25) | 100.12 | 97% | 2024-12-30 |
| 5051. | Dave (taxd) | 100.12 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 5052. | Salem (dargana) | 100.12 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |