And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21796. | cinnamoroll (famvicfv) | 76.32 | 94% | 2013-05-02 |
| 21797. | Samuel (jombo65) | 76.31 | 96% | 2016-06-03 |
| 21798. | Juan (juanma04) | 76.31 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 21799. | vic (cdefg123) | 76.31 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 21800. | Jacob (js81010) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 21801. | Matin (matin_pasargad) | 76.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21802. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 76.31 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 21803. | Jeff (jeprei) | 76.31 | 96% | 2014-07-17 |
| 21804. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 76.31 | 94% | 2014-12-19 |
| 21805. | Leonardo (sonoleo) | 76.30 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21806. | Tadeusz (drehu802) | 76.30 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21807. | Nyaruko (tatrz) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21808. | thach (regrettmt) | 76.30 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 21809. | Federick (bonixouk) | 76.30 | 97% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21810. | Nyth (nyth) | 76.30 | 98% | 2016-11-12 |
| 21811. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 76.30 | 95% | 2013-05-27 |
| 21812. | Dalinar (dalinar_) | 76.29 | 97.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 21813. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 76.29 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 21814. | xmigz (xmigz) | 76.29 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 21815. | 192.168.143.1 (aldrintyper) | 76.29 | 93% | 2014-06-20 |
| 21816. | sinath (s_sinath) | 76.29 | 97% | 2011-07-17 |
| 21817. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 76.29 | 96% | 2015-07-14 |
| 21818. | Lindsay (palindrome) | 76.29 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 21819. | roflzord (neraa) | 76.29 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 21820. | Barjay (bargearmstrong) | 76.29 | 92% | 2017-01-06 |
| 21821. | Adam (buuga) | 76.28 | 93% | 2014-11-06 |
| 21822. | Zai (zaibeez) | 76.28 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 21823. | Bruce (cybwong) | 76.28 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 21824. | Jon (z336) | 76.28 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
| 21825. | Mathieu (leginacl) | 76.28 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |