Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1572. | brandon (bondee) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1573. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 90.76 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 1574. | Tapiocaphobe (intnop) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1575. | Amir (amirsafridi) | 90.74 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1576. | Davis (dey1234) | 90.73 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1577. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 90.73 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1578. | Will (enthed) | 90.72 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1579. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 90.71 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1580. | TMM (matt0509) | 90.71 | 100% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1581. | Torin (torinftw) | 90.69 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1582. | Scan (scherzo) | 90.67 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1583. | Bryan (hail2u) | 90.66 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1584. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.63 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1585. | Linus (linusq) | 90.62 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1586. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 90.61 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1587. | Michelle (mginatl) | 90.61 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1588. | carti not dropping (slownoo... | 90.59 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1589. | Mistah (mistah) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1590. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 90.59 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1591. | mv0 (the_oko) | 90.58 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1592. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.57 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1593. | jeff (typecringe) | 90.55 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1594. | Mikel (meekay) | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1595. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 90.55 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1596. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1597. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 90.53 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1598. | Isaac (newtion) | 90.52 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1599. | M (owwwmyleg) | 90.45 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1600. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 90.44 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1601. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 90.43 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |