As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15417. | UwU (llez_ai_taip_beri_gut) | 70.88 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
15418. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 70.88 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
15419. | Ahmad (fwefwefwe) | 70.87 | 94% | 2020-04-25 |
15420. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 70.87 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
15421. | akash (thunderrr17) | 70.87 | 96.5% | 2023-10-08 |
15422. | Sajal (sajald77) | 70.87 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
15423. | Bicheng (volzkzg) | 70.87 | 96% | 2015-07-27 |
15424. | 🐌 (adas291) | 70.87 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
15425. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 70.86 | 85% | 2017-04-13 |
15426. | Jan (janwalther) | 70.86 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
15427. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 70.86 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
15428. | Adam (itsadamlol) | 70.85 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
15429. | Korean (saosin2129) | 70.85 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
15430. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 70.85 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
15431. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 70.85 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
15432. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.85 | 91% | 2016-03-29 |
15433. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 70.84 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
15434. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 70.84 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
15435. | afads (dafishh46) | 70.84 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
15436. | Javainius (javainius) | 70.84 | 97% | 2024-09-12 |
15437. | Akashh (akashh_11) | 70.83 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
15438. | Bern (berntheseal) | 70.82 | 94.7% | 2025-02-09 |
15439. | Joel (jouel) | 70.82 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
15440. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 70.82 | 86% | 2015-05-21 |
15441. | Bulbaman (bulbamaneu) | 70.81 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
15442. | speezlab (speezlab) | 70.81 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
15443. | James (fintero) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
15444. | YLime (lacua) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
15445. | Pascal (annoyedspy) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
15446. | Bryce (nomazu) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |