The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10648. | A (h4l3x) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10649. | Bac (bacstaber) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10650. | Andrew (andrewman138) | 87.86 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 10651. | Chris (cap18patz) | 87.86 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10652. | Ethan (ilovemathematics314) | 87.85 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 10653. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 87.85 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 10654. | Óðin Andor (20odin02) | 87.85 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 10655. | Sam (hularuns) | 87.85 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10656. | J (xjdx) | 87.85 | 94% | 2012-07-31 |
| 10657. | Tina (teenytina) | 87.85 | 91% | 2012-11-28 |
| 10658. | ᕕ༼ ; •̀︿•́༽... | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 10659. | Alex (exxpen) | 87.84 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10660. | Ian (iandaking) | 87.84 | 90% | 2016-01-21 |
| 10661. | pyrro (pyrrolysine) | 87.84 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 10662. | kostas (mk001) | 87.84 | 93% | 2012-02-29 |
| 10663. | M (prasanna2991) | 87.84 | 100% | 2012-06-16 |
| 10664. | tackky (danielb6665) | 87.83 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 10665. | afads (dafishh46) | 87.83 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 10666. | (monpre) | 87.83 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 10667. | Manssanan (goddesspan) | 87.83 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 10668. | Welbert (welbertrana) | 87.83 | 92% | 2016-10-04 |
| 10669. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 87.83 | 99% | 2014-06-20 |
| 10670. | Tuuba (tuuba) | 87.82 | 92% | 2011-11-03 |
| 10671. | natthaya (cool_monkeyz) | 87.82 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10672. | dog (timl) | 87.82 | 96% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10673. | Alex (ialexxxxxx) | 87.81 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10674. | Bob (billybobjoe1515) | 87.81 | 93% | 2023-02-12 |
| 10675. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 87.81 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 10676. | notdallas (jjthot) | 87.81 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10677. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 87.81 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |