And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27095. | Siri (sireon) | 67.79 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 27096. | Shane (shanelee_) | 67.79 | 93% | 2017-03-05 |
| 27097. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 67.79 | 92% | 2017-03-09 |
| 27098. | Neil (neil3110) | 67.78 | 94.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 27099. | Cephas (_cephas_) | 67.78 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 27100. | Toms (nak56) | 67.78 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 27101. | Vic (vicmackey) | 67.78 | 97% | 2011-07-19 |
| 27102. | Pingas (pingas1234) | 67.78 | 91% | 2015-12-17 |
| 27103. | Jakub (kubicek) | 67.78 | 98% | 2017-03-18 |
| 27104. | Typing PaPa (dlare) | 67.78 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 27105. | Joey (triplejjj) | 67.77 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 27106. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 67.77 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 27107. | Zack (dragonwhip135) | 67.77 | 93% | 2013-04-04 |
| 27108. | (mymymy141) | 67.77 | 99% | 2017-11-03 |
| 27109. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 67.77 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 27110. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 67.77 | 92% | 2016-04-09 |
| 27111. | Apollonius (apollonios) | 67.76 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 27112. | Pasty133 (pasty133) | 67.76 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 27113. | Swagmaster (killajive) | 67.76 | 92% | 2015-10-16 |
| 27114. | bq666 (bq666) | 67.76 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 27115. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 67.76 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 27116. | Phú (ailoyu) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 27117. | sig (fricative) | 67.76 | 92% | 2018-10-26 |
| 27118. | Jay (k3nji) | 67.75 | 88% | 2015-10-28 |
| 27119. | Saket (saketraj) | 67.75 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 27120. | Aoden (aoden) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 27121. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 67.75 | 95% | 2012-12-18 |
| 27122. | Sagnik (sagniks) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 27123. | sumantra (sumantra) | 67.75 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 27124. | Jack (cucumbers) | 67.74 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |