As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22666. | futoshi (futoshi) | 46.66 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
22667. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 46.65 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
22668. | Know Thyself (faruuuuu) | 46.65 | 94% | 2022-09-09 |
22669. | Sorapol (ckhoarmnp) | 46.64 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
22670. | Daniel (largedrag) | 46.63 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
22671. | Melk (melk3) | 46.63 | 94% | 2016-06-23 |
22672. | Oak (oaktpk) | 46.62 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
22673. | Endre (kndxd) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
22674. | Hannah (typew1zard) | 46.60 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
22675. | DevilboyGM (devilboygm_09) | 46.60 | 92.8% | 2023-10-14 |
22676. | Elaine (ely96) | 46.60 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
22677. | WizZ (wizz_e) | 46.60 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
22678. | Kshitij (mother_foker) | 46.58 | 93% | 2021-01-04 |
22679. | Anthony (daslayer05) | 46.56 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
22680. | TechieHelper (techiehelper) | 46.56 | 93% | 2020-08-17 |
22681. | King (king777brother) | 46.56 | 96% | 2016-06-27 |
22682. | riley (riley_waghorn) | 46.55 | 93% | 2021-02-15 |
22683. | abid (saidabidkhan) | 46.55 | 87% | 2016-06-09 |
22684. | Daniel Steven (daely_boyz@y... | 46.55 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
22685. | strange (soartyper) | 46.55 | 91% | 2017-03-19 |
22686. | DenDu (dendu_respekt) | 46.53 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
22687. | ayinツ (ayin_) | 46.53 | 95% | 2021-02-16 |
22688. | sachin (sachinalex) | 46.53 | 87% | 2015-09-01 |
22689. | dean (dean1289) | 46.53 | 87% | 2017-04-19 |
22690. | Thomas (drilldrive) | 46.52 | 92% | 2015-07-09 |
22691. | Norf (black_norfolk) | 46.52 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
22692. | nvidhani (nvidhani) | 46.52 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
22693. | Cody Haynes (todytaynes) | 46.51 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
22694. | Zailent (eclipse_zailent) | 46.50 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
22695. | Michael (goddaddy) | 46.49 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |