I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 21732. | Luis (luwec) | 59.97 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
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| 21738. | Jack (aceojack) | 59.95 | 94% | 2017-12-30 |
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| 21740. | Kacper (kacper_ziemecki) | 59.95 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
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| 21745. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 59.94 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 21746. | satya (satya1110) | 59.94 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
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| 21748. | Sakelig (sakelig) | 59.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
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| 21750. | Mike (mike7777777) | 59.93 | 95% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21751. | Viktor (blipp) | 59.92 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 21752. | yen (yennn) | 59.92 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
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| 21756. | kicksent (kicksent) | 59.91 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
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