The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5667. | Victor (xrv1ck) | 100.48 | 99% | 2011-12-06 |
| 5668. | Eli (uvafan) | 100.48 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5669. | Lelouch (lelouchstyles) | 100.47 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5670. | Paulo (vulas) | 100.47 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 5671. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 100.47 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 5672. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 100.47 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 5673. | j (badillac) | 100.47 | 89% | 2017-05-30 |
| 5674. | master (cs6000pistol) | 100.46 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5675. | Ellen (relly419) | 100.46 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 5676. | Random (image) | 100.46 | 97% | 2012-02-23 |
| 5677. | Gaz (gdeacon7) | 100.46 | 98% | 2014-04-27 |
| 5678. | Ryan (elucid) | 100.46 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 5679. | Luka (propalica) | 100.45 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5680. | tolgss (tolgss) | 100.45 | 98% | 2012-06-20 |
| 5681. | sherimori (sherimori) | 100.45 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 5682. | Nick (cptchunk) | 100.45 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 5683. | Auvlusky (auvlusky) | 100.42 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5684. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 100.42 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 5685. | kemp (imnotflamez) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 5686. | Luke (trunks911) | 100.41 | 90% | 2014-03-22 |
| 5687. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 100.41 | 98.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 5688. | Michael (mercury28) | 100.41 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5689. | Rearia (rearia) | 100.40 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 5690. | justin (jstin) | 100.40 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 5691. | Nocturnal prime (demonixrob) | 100.39 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5692. | Nalapl3 (nalapl3) | 100.38 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5693. | Rey x MountainStride (shinr... | 100.38 | 98% | 2014-07-28 |
| 5694. | Dionysis (dionyziz) | 100.38 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 5695. | Tumma (tummapoika) | 100.38 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 5696. | Sarah (themadapple) | 100.37 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |