So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14184. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 77.96 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 14185. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 77.96 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14186. | Patrick (agek) | 77.95 | 90% | 2013-12-29 |
| 14187. | ixsam (ixsam) | 77.95 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 14188. | amy (rose51203) | 77.95 | 95% | 2020-06-09 |
| 14189. | RyanC (crosstcob) | 77.95 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 14190. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 77.94 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 14191. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 77.94 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14192. | JtG (jaylegee) | 77.94 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14193. | A (anish_jc) | 77.93 | 91% | 2014-06-03 |
| 14194. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 77.93 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14195. | Jay (anond) | 77.93 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 14196. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 77.93 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14197. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14198. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.93 | 99% | 2014-07-31 |
| 14199. | patzer (tip3) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14200. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 77.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 14201. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 77.92 | 83% | 2013-06-16 |
| 14202. | Melon (melonxo) | 77.92 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14203. | Misha (misha2011) | 77.92 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 14204. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14205. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 77.92 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 14206. | Michael (manbeck1) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 14207. | Ben (bevanz) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14208. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 77.91 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 14209. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| 14210. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14211. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 77.91 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 14212. | s (sllogical) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 14213. | zrk (zarrik) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |