You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1968. | bo (biznessmun) | 74.13 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1969. | Abner (abnermtj) | 74.12 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1970. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 74.10 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1971. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 74.09 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1972. | C (crlars91) | 74.01 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1973. | Angelo (jgello) | 74.01 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1974. | Aleks (aleks8) | 73.95 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1975. | John (ionut16) | 73.91 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1976. | Mark (thefakemark) | 73.91 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1977. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 73.91 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1978. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 73.84 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1979. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 73.84 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 1980. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 73.82 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1981. | Para (parad) | 73.82 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1982. | wow (kitzin) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1983. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 73.77 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1984. | Filip (d3r1mm0r) | 73.76 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1985. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 73.74 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1986. | Jeremy (gurmzzz) | 73.73 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
| 1987. | Eric (qwarts) | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1988. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 73.72 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1989. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 73.72 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1990. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 73.69 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1991. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 73.67 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1992. | Angel (angelvalentin80) | 73.64 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1993. | Sam (skuhns) | 73.63 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1994. | Wafflebear (wafflebear) | 73.63 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1995. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 73.61 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1996. | Zach (strongnrg) | 73.57 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1997. | Dank (dankmachine) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |